1ST VERSE:

Oh, no.  Don’t pretend I didn’t see

You roll your eyes at my gaming tee

Don’t know if you can read or if you’ve seen

The sweet piece in this week’s Wired magazine

The latest trend has hit its peak

They say that geek’s becomin’ chic

So now you’re out of style as you can be

And I’m in vogue, so you can bite me

CHOURS:

To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

2ND VERSE:

Try to cop my style but I’m the real thing

While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering

See you pose a part of nerd society

My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree

Star Trek: Next Gen every night

Wore a headgear to fix my overbite

Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me

I literally can’t see my hand in front of my face

REPEAT CHORUS

And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

You may be tan and fit and rich but you’re a tool

And I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

3RD VERSE:

Role reversal must be a total drag

But there’s no point, no point for me to humblebrag

I appreciate you for being cruel

I’m burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel

Got my in-jokes you won’t get

Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat

So now your ballin’ parties seem so dumb

You can invite me, and I’ll say yes, but I won’t really come

Got my comics

Got my games

All the things you thought were lame

Got my cosplay

Fanfic too

Got you pegged

STFU You

CHORUS

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